JOKE Time

Ang Tsaa

 Rich Vampire : Oorder ako ng fresh blood.
Ordinary Vampire : Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.
Poor Vampire : Hot water na lang sa akin.
Waiter : Bakit hot water lang po?
Poor Vampire : Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag - tsa tsaa na lang ako....Hahaha!
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Composition

Teacher : Dexter, your composition on " My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy this?
Dexter : No, teacher, it's the same dog!